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[Dec. 3rd, 2004|11:29 pm] |
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| | angry white boy rap | ] |
DIS SHIT'S FOR FRIENDS ONLY!
Comment to be added.
If you don't have a livejournal but you still want to read, GET ONE.
Now that's what I call Peer Pressure, BITCH. |
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[Dec. 2nd, 2004|09:13 pm] |
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| | Adelaide's Lament | ] |
I'm contemplating making this Friends Only. Any thoughts? |
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| And for my third post of the day, I'll be really disgusting. |
[Dec. 1st, 2004|10:06 pm] |
A cow became pregnant. The baby born to this cow was male. This young bull (let's call him Larry) had a nice childhood, very spoiled by his mother, who starved herself so as to give him as much food as his heart desired. Since this bull was a young bull, his metabolism was very fast. Because his mother was feeding him so much extra feed (which was very high in fiber, incidentally), Larry the Young Bull was often running to the stall at the end of the barn, which served as a bathroom of sorts. Eventually, Farmer Hawkins finally got fed up with the smell coming from that last stall, so he took all of Larry's waste, which had been steadily accumulating over the years, and he dumped it into the nearby Baltic Sea. (Didn't I tell you this took place in Latvia?) Anyway, on just that day when Farmer Hawkins made his deposit into the Baltic Sea, I happened to be in the mood for a swim.
As a result of all this:
I AM SWIMMING IN A SEA OF BULLSHIT. |
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| fish! it's your favorite dish! |
[Dec. 1st, 2004|05:24 pm] |
| [ | music |
| | Swing! -- Wonderful Town | ] |
There are exactly two LiveJournals in existence that list "yiddishkayt" as an Interest.
You are reading one of them at this very moment. The other one writes in Russian.
I just joined a Sondheim group, and a Family Guy group too. I am SO connected. |
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| Happy December |
[Dec. 1st, 2004|12:00 am] |
| [ | music |
| | memories, just for you Fraulein | ] |
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| BLAH |
[Nov. 29th, 2004|05:01 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  cranky | ] |
| [ | music |
| | crazy Satan song | ] |
life is impossible without interpersonal relationships.
interpersonal relationships are impossible without drama.
drama sucks.
therefore, life sucks. |
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[Nov. 28th, 2004|10:53 pm] |
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I need to cut down on my LJ use. It makes life complicated. |
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| AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
[Nov. 27th, 2004|05:30 pm] |
Pulling out of the driveway, I ran my mom's car into the gate.
On my way to the first real date I've had since...well, a while ago.
My mom was standing right there.
It's official GOD DOES NOT WANT ME TO HAVE A LOVE LIFE.
Fraulein Cabaret: forget it Max, just castrate yourself right now, life will be much easier |
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| November 26th, 2004 (EDITED FOR CONTENT) |
[Nov. 26th, 2004|11:04 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | accomplished | ] |
| [ | music |
| | a made-up song in my head | ] |
Item #1: I FINISHED MY PLAY!
Item #2: and then I went to see Kinsey...with my dad. (can anyone say awkward?)
Item #3: Fuck. I need to write to "AL", because he wrote me like a month ago and now he thinks I hate him. Oh, what a life I lead, trying to keep all these celebrities happy.
Item #4: Happy Birthday, Adam!
Goodnight, everyone. |
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[Nov. 24th, 2004|11:56 pm] |
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any day when school gets out at 1:15 and in the subsequent 8 hours of work (with breaks for In N Out and Sushi) my play goes from 10 pages to 30 pages is a GOOD DAY. |
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| there was something else here |
[Nov. 24th, 2004|09:42 pm] |
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| | creative | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Avenue Q | ] |
LJ sucks.
and David Stern can suck madick (no, that's not a typo) |
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| Anotnia was wearing Uggs! (not clogs) |
[Nov. 21st, 2004|12:25 am] |
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| |  hyper | ] |
| [ | music |
| | The Who's Tommy | ] |
Twelfth Night was crazy fun with David and Lizzy and we were all really hyper and raped Zoe (wooo) and went to Westwood and had just what we needed MORE SUGAR at Diddy Reese and hung out at CVS Pharmacy for no reason but it was cool cause I didn't know they had CVS in LA and I was reminded of New York and that made me smile. And then I came home TEN MINUTES AFTER MIDNIGHT (oh noooooo!) but no one cared. And so I finally know what it feels like to be someone who goes to Westwood on a Saturday night. Yay.
PS: Schrode-meister wants me to submit to him my first and second cast choices for my show this summer in Edinburgh, so y'all better start sucking up to me NOW. hehe |
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| hey, did you hear the one about us? |
[Nov. 20th, 2004|04:52 pm] |
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| | creative | ] |
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| | Everyone's A Little Bit Racist Sometimes | ] |
a nice little conversation between two cool Jews named Max and Melissa:
Max: there's an Israeli disco night tonight at the temple with USY I wish I could go to
Melissa: you know you're the dork that I don't have the courage to be
Melissa: I live vicariously through you
Max: :-D
Max: remember all the "too Jewish" stuff I got from the NYU kids?
Max: this might be what they were talking about
Melissa: maybe because your name is freedman
Max: that's a stupid reason
Melissa: well, its a stupid population
hooray for anti-Semitism! woot. |
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| Ching-Ching! Time For Dinner! |
[Nov. 20th, 2004|10:47 am] |
GOOD NEWS!
I believe that I may have finally gotten over my creative hump! Hooray! Hooray!
(insert hump jokes here, I'll wait)
but NOT A SINGLE PERSON wished me a HAPPY HALF-BIRTHDAY yesterday.
and NOT A SINGLE PERSON commented on the GLORIOSITY of my OOMPA-LOOMPAS.
what's wrong with you people?
I'm going to go hide in a corner and cry.
*SOB* |
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